HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHHHHHHDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAY

wow thank you so muuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh omg :) xx

foodnun:

Melissa needs to chill

spoiler alert: they all die in the end
Anonymous

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

lameprlncess:

birthday lunch today :)

lameprlncess:

birthday lunch today :)

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

officialmrpresident:

he  found them

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

mozzarella firefox
my mom (via dutchster)
shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice