penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

leviathanrose:

this is probably the best store in the mall

leviathanrose:

this is probably the best store in the mall

gnarly:

crying

gnarly:

crying

stop:

ven0moth:

i need a moment

I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

pizzaforpresident:

let’s bring this back

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

charmancler:

They Can Never Take The Summer From Me | {I’m pulling wings off insects, I’m peeling back my sunburnt skin}
Love Your Friends, Die Laughing // Man Overboard ☼ Never Saw It Coming // Tigers Jaw ☼ Dismantling Summer // The Wonder Years ☼ The Rock Show // Blink-182 ☼ The Beach // All Time Low ☼ House Of Gold // Twenty One Pilots ☼ Young Volcanoes // Fall Out Boy ☼ You And I // Anarbor ☼ Summer // Fireworks ☼ Harlem // New Politics ☼ Summertime // My Chemical Romance ☼ Fast In My Car // Paramore ☼ When You Were Young // The Killers ☼ Living Room Song // The Wonder Years
[Listen Here]

charmancler:

They Can Never Take The Summer From Me | {I’m pulling wings off insects, I’m peeling back my sunburnt skin}

Love Your Friends, Die Laughing // Man Overboard  Never Saw It Coming // Tigers Jaw  Dismantling Summer // The Wonder Years  The Rock Show // Blink-182  The Beach // All Time Low  House Of Gold // Twenty One Pilots  Young Volcanoes // Fall Out Boy  You And I // Anarbor  Summer // Fireworks  Harlem // New Politics  Summertime // My Chemical Romance  Fast In My Car // Paramore  When You Were Young // The Killers  Living Room Song // The Wonder Years

[Listen Here]