wow thank you so muuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh omg :) xx
Melissa needs to chill
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
birthday lunch today :)
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
he found them
Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever
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this is the best thing i’ve ever written
what kind of name is janice