meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

Where have you been? The economy is in shambles and we don't know how to fix it
Anonymous

ummmm i dont know where i am

rofl

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

flamingno:

breaking news

flamingno:

breaking news

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

reallyreallyreallytrying:

as someone who can’t help using contracted forms, let me just say: it’s what it’s

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen